ROLL ON SEPTEMBER!

ROLL ON SEPTEMBER! To quote my bebo blog last year!

In no way do I find it sad or depressing I'm still doing/watching/being the same man I was last year. More - I find comfort in it.

It's been a FAIRLY long time since I posted any TV details or anything and September 28th is just around the corner so let's see what I've got.

HEROES - VOLUME 5 [REDEMPTION]

PROMO POSTER:



I know, I know, you've given up on Heroes, the last half was total craptrap and it dashed any hopes or revival but the more I see, the more I can't HELP but get excited over what's to come...with T-Bag joining the main cast as super-villian boss [FINALLY giving Sylar a bit of a backseat] but seems to have the power to 'move dirt' sorry, "Earth Mover" which...isn't very flattering. That guy from Star Wars who played Darth Maul, he's Scottish will be playing a knife villian. Ando will get a love interest, Peter meets someone new at the hosp, Claire goes back to school AGAIN (so expect roomates/school shit going on there) and there's more fun with Sylar and a baby, Parkman gets a new cop partner and Ernie Hudson, the black guy who played warden in Oz (and who's in countless other things) is joining as recurring character too!

Who knows but it sounds like they're trying to start anew and get their arse into gear but we won't know until September 29th with the 2 episode premiere.

Episode titles as follows:

4x01 - Orientation
4x02 - Jump, Push, Fall
4x03 - Acceptance
4x04 - Ink
4x05 - Hysterical Blindness
4x06 - Tabula Rasa (also a Lost ep title)

LOST
OLD FACES TO RETURN?

The first episode of Season 6 is titled: LA X.

FAMILY GUY:

NEW FAMILY GUY SEASON 8 - OUT SEPTEMBER 28TH

SEASON 8 WILL FEATURE 'SOMETHING, SOMETHING DARK SIDE' sometime this year. (Guest starring: James Woods) The DVD release is set for December 22nd this year so, sometime before then, but it will make the perfect X-Mas present :D

The Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi parody will be entitled "We Have a Bad Feeling About This;" also, due to the few Family Guy characters remaining, the specials will also feature characters from American Dad and The Cleveland Show.

James Woods will also appear in a special two-parter "Whodunnit" episode.

"Road To Multiverse" will be a Brian/Stewie episode parodying the TV show SLIDERS.

When Cleveland leaves Quahog spies Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd move into his home (guest starring as themselves)

Cleveland will be replaced by a new friend "Jerome Is The New Black"
(Though Cleveland will get his own drinking buddies on 'The Cleveland Show')

Chris finally confronts the Evil Monkey.
Lois learning how to box and stealing one of Meg's boyfriends
Brian accidentally killing another dog and learning no one cares about it "Dog Gone"
Peter and the guys searching for the source of all dirty jokes "The Splendid Source"

"Hannah Banana" - Stewie scores tickets to a Hannah Montana show

"Dial Meg For Murder" - Meg goes to prison and comes back toughened

Stewie and Brian locked in a room together for an entire episode with no cutaways, flashbacks or props.

A press release for the Lois Abortion episode (which is titled: Partial Terms Of Endearment" has been released:
Lois agrees to become a surrogate for an infertile friend's baby, but when her friend unexpectedly dies, Lois considers having an abortion.
(This episode has been refused by FOX to air on television, and will instead appear on a future DVD release)

*The fact that this episode was penned by Danny Smith is totally unsurprising and totally hillarious!


SOUTH PARK:

NEW South Park comes out 9th of October for 7 episodes, which means it's finished arse-end of November and comes back in June. So GET'CHA FILL.

No episode information or titles have been released as of yet.

FUTURAMA:

AFTER THE it's back! oh...wait...shit maybe not... because of the pay arguments and FOX generally being a dickhole as always (retracting their invitation to Comic-Con/applying for new voice actors etc) God knows what was happening with Futurama. However I can definitely say: IT'S BACK
It's been confirmed now by Maurice LaMarche that the voice cast have signed contracts for 26 BRAND NEW FUCKIN EPISODES OF FUTURAMA
2010!

DEXTER:

SEASON 4 STARTS SEPTEMBER 28TH [WOOP WOOP]
(2 SEASONS DOWN, 2 TO GO)

LIE TO ME:
SEASON 2 STARTS SEPTEMBER 28TH

TRUE BLOOD/HUNG/WEEDS:
All confirmed for another season!


However as these are slowly wrapping up, who knows when we'll see them again...


TRUE BLOOD - 3 EPISODES LEFT

2x10 - New World In My View
2x11 - Frenzy
2x12 - Beyond Here Lies Nothin' [FINALE]
(True Blood - Season 3 returns Summer 2010)
*SEASON 3 - To be based on the 3rd Sookie Stackhouse novel, Club Dead.

HUNG - 3 EPISODES LEFT

1x08 - "Thith ith a Prothetic or You Cum Just Right" [24th August]
1x09 - "This Is America or Fifty Bucks" [31st August]
WEEK GAP
1x10 - "A Dick and a Dream or Fight the Honey" [14th Sept]

WEEDS - 2 EPISODES LEFT
5x12 - Glue
5x13 - About My Mom

AND I THINK...THAT'S YOUR WHACK. CHEERS!