Another no thrills, no spills Heroes episode - Nathan and Claire are off for tacos and tequilla where la chucharacha car horns play in the street of course it's...MEXICO...where all the men are surpringly american teens... you really have got to love the writers subtlety and skill when planning this shit out.
Not forgetting smug nathan (whos so smart he forgot to lift his wallet before they eloped...i mean fled, south of the border) decides he can get money by winning a drinking competition with the frat kids, he ends up wasted and because claire's liver can heal it means she cant get pished, its excitement at its best!!
To top that we spend about a quarter of the episode in a church well-known for high times of action getting the same schpiel about Angela's past and Peter's hopelessness to get on with his life....dreary dreck, now it turns out theres ANOTHER addition to the Petrilli name maybe it'll turn out to be Sylar's future wife.......zzzz
To spice things up a new 'baddie' is introduced...well I say introduced but more like lazily shoved in...no effort was made at all to make any kind of big deal about him, hes seen once before (somehow??) he transforms into Danko...then Sylar (just to mix things up) before our favourite new character is shot and Sylar's got one more ability in the bank...and Danko and Sylar are now best buds...but seriously who didnt see that coming from the start of 3x20...
though I wont be surprised when the episode comes Sylar gets all hopped up on power and explodes....only for Peter to absorb it from Sylar and become explosive himself and then Nathan to fly in at the last second and fly....oh wait, its been done. oh wait, that hasnt stopped them before.
Sorry if I sound TOTALLY embittered and unamused but with these spoon-fed stories catering to fuck knows who viewing wise... but this was one of the most boring episodes theyve ever done, not bad purely because it wasnt REALLY cheesy like the horrible Exposed episode but just...nothing it was pointless
Sylar and The Hunter have teamed up, thats it, thats really all that happened in 40 fuckin minutes of my wasted life, the best bit was seeing Noah Bennet's face as the zipped down the body bag and there was 'Sylar' priceless...
How did the shapeshifter transform into Danko if they didnt even have any contact?? Stupid.
Also the 'transformation' thing looks SO bad.
REALLY unimpressed with this one.
On a lighter note; LOST on thursday and Whatever Happened, Happened it's a Kate episode so I'm not expecting much but anythings better than Heroes atm.
new south park also sounds epic.
'Eat, Pray, Queef'
An April Fools joke which doesn't go so well causes the town to end up in chaos
gotta love the callback to queef ;) from season 3 the worldwide recorder episode hahaha
ROLL ON THURSDAY!
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